Chrspy Pls
My name is Chris, I'm 19, I live in Orlando, I'm a UCF Knight, and a Pine View graduate.
Feel free to get to know me.
jewwbear replied to your post: jewwbear replied to your post: jewwbear replied to…
I don’t want to get sent to jail. And if it comes down to it we can just have the cops try out scent and then when they search the house they’ll get eaten by the shark! NOTHING CAN GO WRONG WITH THIS PLAN!
Flawless plan is flawless. With the brilliant minds of the people of tumblr behind it, it can not fail. Job well done.
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But we can’t kill any seals to get the blood!!! That’s just wrong! We can make a seal blood perfume/cologne! This way it’s not obvious. We’ll tell our enemies to spray it on then that we need something from our closet and ask them to get it. Flawless
I’m definitely not a fan of seal clubbing, or hurting animals in general. Great idea, this would make it less conspicuous too. Meaning that if the police have a problem with any of this, for whatever reason, they’d never catch our ‘scent’.
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Have you seen some of the mouth breathers we go to school with? Please have some kind of strict application process for that. Not everyone can handle the care of a shark.
I’ll leave that up to you. I expect a detailed installment of what the application should look like by midnight sexy shark attack time tomorrow!
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I want in.
You got it! I’ll try to supply the good people of UCF with sharks. It’ll be a dangerous underground mission, but I’m up for the challenge.
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Yes. Yes. A thousand times yes!!!
jewwbear replied to your post: jewwbear replied to your post: kylebouff replied…
I do like the idea of throwing our enemies in there with him. We’ll have to put seal scent on them though. Or train the shark that eating humans is delicious.
True true, I like your thinking. What is scented like seals? Seal blood. We’ll dunk our enemies in seal blood, which I will also have in my closet (it’s a walk-in closet ok?), and then feed them to the shark.
It’s going to be a grand semester.
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as long as i get to name it. and potentially ride it
Dammit Kyle, I was going to call it Jaws. But I suppose we could always get a male and a female shark and have them mate. Then sell their children and disregard their feelings so they are stone cold and emotionless killers.
Also sharks have 3 penises so we need to name one of the children “the tripod”. Google FTW.
